by Max Barry

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Most Pacifist: 6,800thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,906thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,029th
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Tech Zern

Population1.445 billion

CapitalVinu
Faithnot having one

Currencydenier
Animalwolf

The Community of Tech Zern is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.445 billion Tech Zernians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vinu. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Tech Zernian economy, worth 144 trillion deniers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,879 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses, and billions of deniers are spent to take high-quality photos of the Wolf Nebula. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tech Zern's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is not having one.

Tech Zern is ranked 39,512th in the world and 39th in Anteria for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,723.19 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most Pacifist: 6,800thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,906thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,029thNicest Citizens: 8,463rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,978thMost Inclusive: 9,129thMost Secular: 10,025thBest Weather: 11,401stLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,059thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 12,379thHighest Food Quality: 12,799thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,254thMost Influential: 13,914thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 15,458thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,357thSmartest Citizens: 16,985thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,240thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,342ndLargest Publishing Industry: 17,860thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,050thHealthiest Citizens: 18,707thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,383rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,032ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,105thHighest Poor Incomes: 22,432ndMost Developed: 22,717thMost Scientifically Advanced: 22,816thSafest: 23,679thMost Income Equality: 24,765thMost Cultured: 26,134th
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Most Secular: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 14th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tech Zern was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Following new legislation in Tech Zern, billions of deniers are spent to take high-quality photos of the Wolf Nebula.
  • : Following new legislation in Tech Zern, the government is hoping that medical aid will speak louder than human rights abuses.
  • : Following new legislation in Tech Zern, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass".
  • : Following new legislation in Tech Zern, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
  • : Following new legislation in Tech Zern, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
  • : Following new legislation in Tech Zern, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
  • : Following new legislation in Tech Zern, at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Leader's wardrobe.
  • : Following new legislation in Tech Zern, fat-shaming is now public policy.
  • : Following new legislation in Tech Zern, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 9 » Lesser Velutaria, The Trilla Gang Mafia, Whitmarche, Speke, Anahuac, Swinas, Sab Demenr, La Riojania, and La Montilla.

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